Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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