- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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