Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Mullets

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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