Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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2 Penises

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Anti Joke

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