What's the difference between a lamp?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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God wrote this joke.................................

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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