Please Rape William Wright

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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