A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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