- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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