- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Mormons having fun.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did? Yes

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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