A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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hi joshua

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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