- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A possesed goat: "moo"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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