- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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