- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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