What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

noah is a scrub jungle

Wanna here a good joke?

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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