What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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