- Anti Joke

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.