- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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