Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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