What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your Mother

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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