Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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