Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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