- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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