- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

L's I's that took Viagra.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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