- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green