- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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