- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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