Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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i love to lick...

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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