- Anti Joke

Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

I have an erection My mom!

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.