What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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