Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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