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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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