An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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