Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Robin, get in the car!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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