how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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