what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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JUST KIDDING^

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Anti Joke

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