What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Elizabeth Warren

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

canada

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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