- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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