This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Sixty... eight

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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