- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

who is awesome? no one...

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

So a seal walks into a club.

9/11

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

knock,knock you suck

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