What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Refrigerator

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Matthew Baker

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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