- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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