- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

a black man walks out of popeyes

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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