why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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