- Anti Joke

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull