- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."