- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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