knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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