How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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