- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Ebola

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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