- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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