Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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