Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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