david weres the slug gone

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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