A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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The Moon Landing.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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