when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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im a willy bum bum

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Your Mother

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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so the weather's nice...

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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