- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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