How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Jovan

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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A shark ate your mom

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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