Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

YOU

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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