Who's Micheal Jackson?

thumb_up thumb_down -39

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down -41

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

cool

thumb_up thumb_down -47

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

thumb_up thumb_down +42

whats 2+2? math.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops