What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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