Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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