- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Vagina.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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