- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

2 Penises

One time at band camp.............that's it........

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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