- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Want to hear a joke? No.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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