- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

save me from the nothing ive become

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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