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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Want to hear a joke? No.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

a man walked into a bar....

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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