- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

So I was walking down the road today

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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