Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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The Joke Below

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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