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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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