Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My friend harris is fat.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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