Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Anti Joke

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