- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

I like the color potato.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

lol

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

I like the color potato.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

lol

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.