Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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