Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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