Davey Peterson.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Hello

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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