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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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