- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

How do you make a little girl cry?

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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