how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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A black man comes home from work.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Testicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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