knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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