I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Ben Corbishley

i like it in the mouth

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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