Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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your mom

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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