- Anti Joke

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind