One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What does water smell like? water.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

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