- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

the sky is green no it is not

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

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