- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

eden stop

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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