i like it in the mouth

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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