what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Chuck Norris Dies.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

My penis is big... not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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