- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

The Big Band Theory

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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