- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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