What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

cancer

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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