- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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