- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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