What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

GONNA

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Women's Rights

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

a skinny sumo wrestler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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