- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

A seal walks into a club.

If you were a cactus, why?

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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