- Anti Joke

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My kids are mistakes.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What do you call a black man? Black

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