What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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human centipede

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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