Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Matt is a Duster!

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you spell eight? 8

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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