- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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