How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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And more;

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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