Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Internet Explorer

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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racism...deal with it!

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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