Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Christianity

Hitler and Jews become friends.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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