- Anti Joke

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Men's rights

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.