Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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I am a women

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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test

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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